How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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