There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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