porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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