shes about as inviting as chlamydia
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize