Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Duck Duck Cougar?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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