her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
This toilet bowl is my home.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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