either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
