Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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