First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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