TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
