Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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