the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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