Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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