Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
