when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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