I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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