Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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