WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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