3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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