We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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