Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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