I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
