sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
