i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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