His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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