Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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