do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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