I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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