New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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