And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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