We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Randomize
