Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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