Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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