Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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