i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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