I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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