she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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