Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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