I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she looked like the before picture.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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