I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
