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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
they're like a gay fantastic four
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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