i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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