Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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