Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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