U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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