I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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