I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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