I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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