is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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