I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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