Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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