my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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