Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Welp...herpes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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