You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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