i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
now i know why i became what i already was.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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