You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize